Barely 2 months have gone by since April 29th. Two little months. Can we please, puh-leeze back up off of Kate Middleton about having a baby? Extra wants us to believe the Princess eats Brussels sprouts only for their folic acid, for Pete’s sake. Seriously. (Photo Credit: Pool/Getty Images)
Ah. Why do I waste the time? Less than a month after the nuptials, TLC aired an hourlong special, William and Kate: Royal Baby Watch. I kid you not.
My favorite: On March 10th, Nameberry.com offered possible baby names to Britain’s royal couple before they were married.
Poor Kate. She’s not the first English ladyroyal to have the world up her uterus, so to speak. At least nowadays the marriage won’t be annulled if she gives birth to a girl.